I Want to Be a Lazy Pig
05:13 5 MP4 978.74 MB 1920x1080
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This listing presents "I Want to Be a Lazy Pig" as a focused entry.
Listed around 2021; runtime is about 5 minutes.
Original listing text:
I want to let my gluttony consume me. I want to move as little as possible while glutting myself on thousands upon thousands of calories. I never want to cook again. I don't want to even use a microwave. I want food brought to me; thousands upon thousands of processed artery clogging calories. I never want to have to lift a finger in the house. No cooking, no cleaning, and definitely no laundry! That's a waste of precious calories that could otherwise be turned to fat. The only exercise I'll tolerate is walking to the front door or fridge. Release date September 24, 2021 Dur: 00:05:13 | Size: 978.74 MB
On balance, it keeps the listing simple and direct.
Listed around 2021; runtime is about 5 minutes.
Original listing text:
I want to let my gluttony consume me. I want to move as little as possible while glutting myself on thousands upon thousands of calories. I never want to cook again. I don't want to even use a microwave. I want food brought to me; thousands upon thousands of processed artery clogging calories. I never want to have to lift a finger in the house. No cooking, no cleaning, and definitely no laundry! That's a waste of precious calories that could otherwise be turned to fat. The only exercise I'll tolerate is walking to the front door or fridge. Release date September 24, 2021 Dur: 00:05:13 | Size: 978.74 MB
On balance, it keeps the listing simple and direct.
